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[龍龍龍龍]

Пасиб, Жора :)
Сцена - я и так на сцене. Что наша жизнь? Игра (с)
"Где взял, где взял..." КУПИЛ! (с) Нра? Не продам! Таких hoede только две к северу от экватора. Их только в одном месте в Намибии делают - умелец один на скотобойне под Виндхуком. Из raw cowhide. Там их ковбои носят.
"More" потому что до меня он с "Дженнифер" дело имел (ребята подсказали). Он ветеран, ага ..;)
Трясло, да... Сказать по правде... Стремновато. Руководство на Хоккайдо укатило, от греха... А у меня здесь канцпринадлежности на столе бренчат, пыль с потолочных панелей сыплется... Стремно, говорю. В Orange County такое было как-то...

[Sjoe!]

Фсё. Армагеддец. Доигрались эти козлы со своим андроидным коллайдером.

Все - на острова! И немедленно.

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FRANK MILLE
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Dear Friend,
How are you? I hope all is well with your family, friends and pets. I hope
this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition. We have no time to
waste regarding the information I am about to tell you, it is an urgent
and

serious matter.

My name is Frank Miller, senior data analyst here at the CERN institute
based here in Geneva(http://public.web.cern.ch/public/) CERN, the European
Organization for Nuclear Research, is one of the world’s largest and most
respected centres for scientific research. Its business is fundamental
physics, finding out what the Universe is made of and how it works. You
may have seen on the news that, in recent days, our Large Hadron Collider
machine has been colliding high-speed beams of energy in order to explore
new physics and understand how the universe began. CERN have been adamant
that this is safe, however I KNOW THE TRUTH.
The truth is that this experiment that CERN are conducting is extremely
dangerous, and could cause global disaster. This experiment has a 95% of
causing a black hole, thus swallowing a large area of the planet. The
scientists do not want you to know this as they know it will cause panic.

However, I can help you.

I am arranging for a number of selected people to be evacuated to a safe
location on an island in the South Pacific via aeroplane. You have been
selected from random to take part in this evacuation, thus continuing the
survival of the human race.
Please, if you are interested, email me back immediately with the
following information:

Full name:
Age:
Contact number:
Country:
Email address:

Please send all emails to my private box:>[e-mail]

Regards, and God bless.
Dr. Frank Miller

[nephew]

*family, friends and pets* - и петов с собой можно брать?

[Erdferkel]

а чего так долго чикались с вывозом-то? черная дыра еще 30 марта не получилась... теперь и неинтересно :-)

[Dimking]

интересно, в каком месте попросят деньги за билет? :))

[Doodie]

Блин, маньяки

[lisulya]

LOLLOLOL!!! Ahhhhhhhhh....... I needed that... thanks! )