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[carry]

Помогите пожалуйста стилистически передать "благородную" речь наших журналистов
Малолетка
Зрелище поразило бывалых оперов
Изрезанное тело
Кровавое месиво
"Поработал" маньяк
Выйти на убийцу
День города
"Догнаться"
дело тянуло "на висяк"
Обматерил
Розочка (от разбитой бутылки)
На зоне оттрубил
Полосовать по лицу и животу
Попинав ногами
От полученных травм
Отхлебнуть
Вся честная компания
Проходить по делу как свидетели
Воспитательная колония

[fttoa]

juvenile criminal
even experienced filed officers were staggered by the view
cut up body
bloody mess
works of a maniac
track down the murderer
(?) municipal holliday
knock (__)self out (прим.: knock yourself out!)
smelled like an unsolved crime
cursed up
broken bottle neck
did time
slashed the face and belly
kicked
injuries resulted...
gulped
the whole gang
to be a witness for the investigation
juvenile correctional institution

[Svetlana_N]

+ underage person, jail bait
the sight shocked even hardcore detectives/even weathered [well-seasoned] detectives found the sight a shock
maniac was at work
pursue/take goods leads to identify the murderer
city anniversary/holiday
top up
it looked liked [by all appearances it was obvious that] the case would come to a dead end
sworn at her
serve a jail term/stint
The injuries sustained by the victim ….
take a swig
were witness in this case
juvenile correctional facility