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[nadin*]

So, why a sidecar? They have all the disadvantages of both cars and motocycles without having the advantages of either. Throttle on for right turns, throttle off for lefts. Sometimes the front brake and throttle are used simultaneously. There's got to be a reason to ride one. The answer is that they're a total kick in the butt! It's hard to be serious when you're "flying the chair".

[tumanov]

Ужос! но я все равно попробовал :0))))

side-car(sid'kar')n.
1. An extraordinary form of
transportation that brings diverse
people together for a multitude of
reasons, the most prominent being
sheer enjoyment!

Wallace and Grommit in a sidecar
http://www.richardsilverstein.com/tikun_olam/wallace & gromit sidecar-tbn.jpg

and others