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в дополнение к вот этой ветке http://www.multitran.ru/c/m/p=7&a=ForumReplies&MessNum=58146&L1=1&L2=2&SearchString=sharpest tool&MessageNumber=58146 Not the coldest beer in the fridge
Two coupons short of a pop up toaster
Any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a happy meal
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
A few beers short of a six pack
Dumber than a box of hair
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
All foam, no beer
Has an IQ of 2 but it takes 3 to grunt
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
Has the IQ of a house plant
As smart as bait
Chimney's clogged
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
His antenna doesn't pick up all the chanels
Proof that evolution can go in reverse
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
The lights are on but no-one's home
The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished
Two sticks short of a bundle
A few pints short of a quart
Cables connected, no voltage
Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool
One neuron short of a synapse
So dumb cannot even mark a vote for Bush
If brains were dynamite he couldnt blow his nose
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