Lena, btw do you know that famous American joke with the word horny? Apologize in advance.This American guy goes off to some far away country, on business, and for a damn long period of time. So one day he goes to the local bordello, walks up to the madam, whips out a $100 note and goes like, -- Ma'am, here's a hundred bucks, and for my hundred bucks I wanna get the worst f@ck I can possibly have. I mean absolutely the worst... The madam looks at the banknote musingly and replies -- Sir, for a HUNDRED bucks you can get the best f@ck in town, I mean absolutely the best f@ck of your life, one you've been dreaming of in your wet dreams. We have this Thai girl here... The guy cuts her short and goes like -- No, ma'am, you don't understand. I am not horny. I am homesick.
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