OFF: А зовут его Авас

[Victor_G]

Действующие лица: Дж. Буш, Кондализа Райс, Ху (новый лидер Китая), Яссир Арафат, Кофи Аннан.

George Bush (G) : Condi{exclam} Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi©: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

G: Great. Lay it on me.
C: Hu is the new leader of China.

G: That’s what I want to know
C: That’s what I’m telling you.

G: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
C: Yes

G: I mean the fellow’s name
C: Hu.

G: The guy in China
C: Hu

G: The new leader of China.
C: Hu

G: The Chinaman{exclam}
C: Hu is leading China.

G: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
C: I’m telling you Hu is leading China{exclam}

G: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
C: That’s man name{exclam}

G: That’s who’s name?
C: Yes

G: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
C: Yes, sir.

G: Yassir? Yassir Arafat in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
C: That’s correct.

G: Then who is in China?
C: Yes,sir.

G: Yassir is in China?
C: No,sir.

G: Then who is?
C: Yes, sir

G: Yassir?
C: No,sir

G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on
the phone
C: Kofi?

G: No, thanks.
C: You want Kofi?

G: No
C: You don’t want Kofi

G: No. But now that you mention it, I could have a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
C: Yes, sir.

G: Not Yassir{exclam} The guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi?

G: Milk{exclam} Will you please make the call?
C: And call who?

G: Who is the guy at the U.N?
C: Hu is the guy in China

G: Will you stay out of China?
C: Yes,sir.

G: And stay out of Middle East{exclam} Just get me the guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi

G: All right{exclam} With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone)

C: Rice, here{exclam}
G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

[mahavishnu]

Бэдний Dubya!

[robot]

самый смешной, имхо, прикол про Дабью:

Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dub, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Jeb, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Dub yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145!"

"What was his name?" asks Neil.

Dub lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Someone Mr. Miles, from Austin."

здесь еще много: http://www.glennston.com/antibush/writtenhumor.htm

[Slava]

Мне нравится про детектор лжи (как-то уже постил):

Буша проверяют на детекторе лжи. Дают инструкции:
- Мы будем вам задавать вопросы, а вы будете на них отвечать. Если ответите правду, загорится зеленая лампочка, если ответите неправду - загорится красная лампочка. Понятно?
- Понятно, - говорит Буш.
Загорается красная лампочка.

[Levitan]

Смешная штучка :)

[Translucid Mushroom]

Three brazilian soldiers are reported to have died in Iraq.

(((:

[V]

боянистов много...

да-а-а....

:-)