Help with translation, please!

[Slam Juice]

The trams will probably have to go. Unless, of course, they are given a Star/ship Enterprise-style makeover and allocated female hostesses in kitchen-foil suits, as well as being fitted with slot machines to keep the gamblers amused as they travel from their gleaming hotels to the new. shore-long line of casinos. Can you imagine Blackpool being like this?

Помогите перевести первые два предложения, пожалуйста!

Спасибо заранее!

[mahavishnu]

Трамвайным вагонам, наверное, придётся отойти в историю, если, конечно, не придать им облика Starship Enterprise (космический корабль будущего)...