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| Russian | English |
| тупой как валенок | as thick as a plank (Andrey Truhachev) |
| тупой как валенок | as thick as two short planks (Andrey Truhachev) |
| тупой как валенок | dumb as a rock (Donald Trump, 2018 Alex_Odeychuk) |
| тупой как валенок | as dim as a glow worm's armpit (Andrey Truhachev) |
| тупой как валенок | nutty as a fruitcake (Andrey Truhachev) |
| тупой как сибирский валенок | dumb as a doorknob (Баян; Not an error, but I've also heard of "as a sack of hair" and "as a box of rocks (in the rain)." Liv Bliss) |
| тупые как валенки | people that are dumb as rocks (Washington Post Alex_Odeychuk) |