couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory("I need to organize the __" Rory started to say. Christopher interrupted. "You couldn't organize a fart in a baked bean factory." There was a thunderous outburst of laughter from everyone. VLZ_58)
feel as free as a bird(Jung said, at first, he was floating 1,000 miles above the earth. He felt as free as a bird and about to leave orbit. george serebryakov)