Terms for subject Idiomatic containing a bean

English	Russian
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	обе руки левые (SirReal)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	шагу ступить не умеет (SirReal)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	руки не из того места растут (SirReal)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	абсолютный нуль ("I need to organize the __" Rory started to say. Christopher interrupted. "You couldn't organize a fart in a baked bean factory." There was a thunderous outburst of laughter from everyone. VLZ_58)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	пустое место (VLZ_58)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	нуль без палочки (VLZ_58)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	беспомощный (SirReal)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	всё из рук валится (SirReal)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	руки-крюки (SirReal)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	неумёха (SirReal)
not have a bean	без копейки денег (shergilov)
not have a bean	без гроша за душой (shergilov)
not to care a bean	не беспокоиться (Bobrovska)
not to care a bean	ни в грош не ставить (Bobrovska)
not to care a bean	не интересоваться (Bobrovska)
not to care a bean	"наплевать" (Bobrovska)