Terms for subject Rude containing um

English	Russian
a shit-ton of something	хоть жопой ешь (igisheva)
a person who couldn't organize a circle-jerk in a steam room	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a fart in a curry eating contest	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a fuck in a whore house	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a hunger strike at a fashion show	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a shower in a rainstorm	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a two car parade	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize an orgy in a whore house	рукожоп (Finoderi)
have a jaw	придержи язык
have a jaw	попридержи язык
might be gold, but that shit's still a chain	пусть она из золота, но эта хрень-по-прежнему лишь цепь (Alex_Odeychuk)
not give a fuck	не ебать (в смысле, "не интересовать" Vadim Rouminsky)
put a sock in it!	заткни свою варежку! (ART Vancouver)
that's a bunch of bullshit!	чушь собачья! (ART Vancouver)
that's a load of bullshit!	чушь собачья! (ART Vancouver)
who gives a shit?	никого не волнует (about sth.: Another driver raised his fists above his head while yelling, “Who gives a shit about climate change?” adding, “You’ve made your picture, you’ve made your point. Now get the f*** out of here.” -- Всем на***ть на изменение климата! • Who gives a shit? nsnews.com ART Vancouver)