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| a person who couldn't organize a circle-jerk in a steam room | рукожоп (Finoderi) |
| a person who couldn't organize a fart in a curry eating contest | рукожоп (Finoderi) |
| a person who couldn't organize a fuck in a whore house | рукожоп (Finoderi) |
| a person who couldn't organize a hunger strike at a fashion show | рукожоп (Finoderi) |
| a person who couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery | рукожоп (Finoderi) |
| a person who couldn't organize a shower in a rainstorm | рукожоп (Finoderi) |
| a person who couldn't organize a two car parade | рукожоп (Finoderi) |
| a person who couldn't organize an orgy in a whore house | рукожоп (Finoderi) |