Terms for subject Rude containing T/A

English	Russian
a person who couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	рукожоп (SirReal)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	руки из жопы (SirReal)
a person who couldn't organize a circle-jerk in a steam room	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a fart in a curry eating contest	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a fuck in a whore house	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a hunger strike at a fashion show	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a shower in a rainstorm	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize a two car parade	рукожоп (Finoderi)
a person who couldn't organize an orgy in a whore house	рукожоп (Finoderi)
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	жопа говорящая (igisheva)
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	жопа с ручкой (igisheva)
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	жопа с глазами (igisheva)
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	жопа новый год (igisheva)
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	путает червей с бубями (igisheva)
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	путает жопу с пальцем (igisheva)
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	червей от бубей не отличает (igisheva)
I don't give a fuck	мне без разницы (nofour138)
I don't give a fuck	мне по барабану (nofour138)
I don't give a rat's ass	мне насрать (andreon)
I don't give a toss!	до лампочки (Saffron)