Terms for subject Australian containing T/A

English	Russian
one couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	руки не оттуда растут (SirReal)
one couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	руки из одного места растут (SirReal)
couldn't organise a fart in a baked bean factory	неспособный (aleko.2006)
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery	безмозглый
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery	тупой
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery	неумелый
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery	глупый
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery	неспособный
couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub	тупой
couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub	безмозглый
couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub	неумелый
couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub	глупый
couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub	неспособный
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	безмозглый
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	тупой
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	глупый
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	неумелый
couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground	неспособный
don't break a leg getting home	не очень торопись попасть домой
so hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread.	Дико жрать хочется (VLZ_58)
wouldn't feed it to a Jap on Anzac day	высказывание, обозначающее отвратительное качество еды
wouldn't know his arse from a hole in the ground	высказывание о глупом невежественном, необразованном человеке
wouldn't shout if a shark bit him	высказывание о жадном скаредном, скупом человеке