Terms for subject Vulgar containing His

English	Russian
Can't find his ass with two hands	о чрезвычайно пьяном человеке
clumsy as a cub bear handling his prick	неуклюжий
clumsy as a cub bear handling his prick	крайне неловкий
someone couldn't find his arse with both hands	у кого-либо руки под онанизм заточены (igisheva)
someone couldn't find his arse with both hands	у кого-либо руки под карандаш заточены (igisheva)
someone couldn't find his arse with both hands	у кого-либо руки не оттуда растут (igisheva)
someone couldn't find his arse with both hands	у кого-либо руки не из того места растут (igisheva)
Doesn't know where his ass hangs	о чрезвычайно глупом человеке
he couldn't find his arse with both hands	у него руки из жопы растут (Taboo reporter)
he had no mother, he hatched out when his dad pissed against the wall one hot day	употребляется по отношению к никчёмному человеку
he straps it to his ankle	о мужчине с длинным пенисом
he straps it to his ankle	десять раз вокруг ноги, через жопу в сапоги и на шее бантом (об очень большом половом члене igisheva)
he was so drunk he opened his shirt-collar to piss	он был совершенно пьян
he would lose his ass if it was loose	о чрезвычайно беспечном человеке
he wouldn't pull a soldier off his mother	о чрезвычайно ленивом человеке
his nibs	важничающий человек
His Royal Highness's throne	детский стульчак
lady with whom a man shares his joys but not his sorrows	любовница (в отличие от жены)
living on the bone of his ass	чрезвычайно бедный
Looks like he wouldn't piss if his pants were on fire	о чрезвычайно глупом человеке
The old man has got his Sunday clothes on	намёк на эрекцию полового члена (подразумеваются накрахмаленные воротнички воскресного костюма)
one-eyed boy with his shirtsleeves rolled up	обрезанный пенис
put lipstick on his dipstick	о женщине заниматься фелляцией
there is no sunshine coming through his/her ass	на нем / ней свет клином не сошёлся (груб. досл. солнце не светит у него/нее из задницы)
with a wild hair in his crotch	о мужчине чрезвычайно раздражительный
with his brains between his legs	о мужчине весьма похотливый (см. more balls than brains)
wouldn't give you the skin off his prick	чрезвычайно скупой
you couldn't see his ass for dust	о чрезвычайно быстро ушедшем человеке (см. I'm off in a cloud of shit)