Terms for subject Sarcastical containing the

English	Russian
assess the level of stupidity	оценивать уровень идиотизма (Taras)
don't let the door hit you where the God split you	скатертью дорожка! (Баян)
don't let the door hit you where the God split you	скатертью дорога! (Баян)
draw the ire	прогневать (Careful, you don't want to draw the ire of Reginald and the other right-wing trolls who are anxious to put down any progressive ideas that might challenge their entitled white-boy, SUV-driving, women-in-their-place, fossil-fuel-burning, father-knows-best ideologies. (an anonymous online comment to a newspaper article) ART Vancouver)
Give the man a prize	Поздравляю! Возьми с полки пирожок! (or: a medal; a Nobel Prize A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable. urbandictionary.com, urbandictionary.com, urbandictionary.com Сова)
it needed but this to put the frosting on the cake	мне только этого недоставало до полного счастья (It needed but this to put the frosting on the cake. (P.G. Wodehouse) ART Vancouver)
put the flags out!	не прошло и года! (capricolya)
the boss's pet	любимчик начальника (ART Vancouver)
the horror!	какой ужас! (example provided by ART Vancouver: 1st world problems... being put on the wait list for a popular purse at the Louis Vuitton Vancouver store. – The horror! (Twitter))
the more you know	спасибо за информацию (urbandictionary.com Shabe)
the more you know	очень интересно (urbandictionary.com Shabe)
the more you know	спасибо, что сказал (urbandictionary.com Shabe)
the orals should be right up your alley	говорят, язык у вас тренированный (Taras)