| Russian | English |
| нужен, как зайцу барабан | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как корове седло | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как коту пижама | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как петуху тросточка | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как петуху трость | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как плешивому гребень | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как собаке палка | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как тигру хомут | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как щуке зонтик | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
| нужен, как щучке зонтик | as much use as someone's ass (igisheva) |
