| Subject | Russian | English |
| sarcast., uncom. | ага, только шнурки на валенках поглажу | yeah, I'll get right on that (4uzhoj) |
| Gruzovik, cloth. | валять валенки | make felt boots |
| gen. | валять валенки | make felt boots |
| slang | морду валенком и вали | make like a tree (MichaelBurov) |
| Gruzovik | наваливать валенок | make a quantity of felt boots |
| Gruzovik | навалять валенок | make a quantity of felt boots |
| jarg. | прикинуться валенком | play possum (VLZ_58) |
| gen. | свалять валенки | make felt boots |
| slang | Сделай морду валенком | Make like a tree (и вали MichaelBurov) |
| inf. | сибирский валенок | hick from the sticks (Liv Bliss) |
| inf. | сибирский валенок | hayseed (Liv Bliss) |
| gen. | тупой как валенок | as thick as two short planks (Anglophile) |
| idiom. | тупой как валенок | nutty as a fruitcake (Andrey Truhachev) |
| idiom. | тупой как валенок | as dim as a glow worm's armpit (Andrey Truhachev) |
| saying. | тупой, как сибирский валенок | as thick as a plank (тж. (as) thick as two (short) planks Баян) |
| idiom. | тупой как валенок | as thick as two short planks (Andrey Truhachev) |
| idiom. | тупой как валенок | dumb as a rock (Donald Trump, 2018 Alex_Odeychuk) |
| idiom. | тупой как валенок | as thick as a plank (Andrey Truhachev) |
| inf. | тупой как валенок | as stupid as a goose (VLZ_58) |
| inf. | тупой как валенок | as dense as a donkey (VLZ_58) |
| gen. | тупой как валенок | thick as two short planks (Anglophile) |
| inf. | Тупой как сибирский валенок | in his/her head, there's nobody home (He might be the nicest person in the neibourhood but in his head, there’s nobody home.) |
| inf. | тупой как сибирский валенок | not the sharpest tool in the shed (Ballistic) |
| idiom. | тупой как сибирский валенок | dumb as a doorknob (Баян; Not an error, but I've also heard of "as a sack of hair" and "as a box of rocks (in the rain)." Liv Bliss) |
| gen. | тупой, как сибирский валенок | dumb as a fish |
| gen. | тупой, как сибирский валенок | as dumb as a fish |
| idiom. | тупые как валенки | people that are dumb as rocks (Washington Post Alex_Odeychuk) |
| gen. | умный, как валенок | dull as ditchwater (см.  oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com Artjaazz) |
| gen. | Умный, как валенок | as stupid as a sloth |
| gen. | Умный, как валенок | as stupid as a log (Artjaazz) |
