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| Subject | English | Russian |
| vulg. | someone couldn't find his arse with both hands | у кого-либо руки не оттуда растут (igisheva) |
| vulg. | someone couldn't find his arse with both hands | у кого-либо руки под онанизм заточены (igisheva) |
| vulg. | someone couldn't find his arse with both hands | у кого-либо руки под карандаш заточены (igisheva) |
| vulg. | someone couldn't find his arse with both hands | у кого-либо руки не из того места растут (igisheva) |
| vulg. | he couldn't find his arse with both hands | у него руки из жопы растут (Taboo reporter) |