Terms for subject Vulgar containing as when

English	Russian
All is not gold that glitters, as the monkey said when he pee'd in the sunshine	грубый вариант пословицы "All is not gold that glitters"
as the monkey said when he sat down on the lawnmower	ответ на грубое замечание собеседника Balls!
Every little helps, as the old lady said when she pissed in the sea	шутливая фраза, сопровождающая небольшой вклад в какое-либо дело (работу)
Every little helps, as the old woman said when she pissed in the sea	шутливая фраза, сопровождающая небольшой вклад в какое-либо дело (работу)