| Subject | English | Russian |
| austral., slang | couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery | неумелый |
| austral., slang | couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery | тупой |
| austral., slang | couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery | глупый |
| austral., slang | couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery | безмозглый |
| austral., slang | couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery | неспособный |
| rude | a person who couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery | рукожоп (Finoderi) |
| vulg. | Every little helps, as the old lady said when she pissed in the sea | шутливая фраза, сопровождающая небольшой вклад в какое-либо дело (работу) |
| vulg. | Every little helps, as the old woman said when she pissed in the sea | шутливая фраза, сопровождающая небольшой вклад в какое-либо дело (работу) |
| vulg. | have eyes like two piss-holes in the snow | иметь глубоко запавшие глаза жёлтого цвета |
| amer. | have pot to piss in | иметь деньги или богатство (Yeldar Azanbayev) |
| vulg. | Money will make the pot boil though the devil piss in the fire | поговорка по поводу всесилия денег |
| vulg. | Money will make the pot boil though the devil piss in the fire | Деньги заставят чайник кипеть, даже если дьявол помочится в огонь (Tezzeret) |
| vulg. | not have a pot to piss in | быть совершенно нищим |
| chess.term. | piss blood to come in first | вырвать первое место "с кровью" |
| vulg. | piss in someone's chips | разбить чьи-либо планы |
| rude | piss in someone's chips | обкакать кому-либо всю малину (igisheva) |
| rude | piss in someone's chips | обосрать кому-либо всю малину (igisheva) |
| vulg. | piss in someone's chips | разбить чьи-либо надежды |
| rude | piss in someone's cornflakes | обосрать кому-либо всю малину (igisheva) |
| rude | piss in someone's cornflakes | разочаровать (Victorian) |
| rude | piss in someone's cornflakes | подличать (VLZ_58) |
| rude | piss in someone's cornflakes | подкладывать свинью (VLZ_58) |
| rude | piss in someone's cornflakes | гадить (She always pisses in my cornflakes because of what I did to her last year. VLZ_58) |
| rude | piss in someone's cornflakes | расстроить (Sorry to piss in your cornflakes, but my mom's got asthma, so take your cigarettes outside. Victorian) |
| rude | piss in someone's cornflakes | засрать кому-либо всю малину (igisheva) |
| austral., slang | piss in someone's pocket | расшаркиваться |
| austral. | piss in pocket | лизать зад (to brown-nose, favour, flatter or suck up to 4uzhoj) |
| austral. | piss in pocket | заискивать (I don't want to piss in your pocket, but that was fantastic! • I'm going to have to piss in your pocket, mate, that was great. 4uzhoj) |
| austral., slang | piss in someone's pocket | раболепствовать перед (кем-либо) |
| austral., slang | piss in someone's pocket | угодничать (кому-либо) |
| vulg. | piss in someone's pocket | снискать чьё-либо доверие |
| vulg. | piss in someone's pocket | снискать чьё-либо расположение |
| vulg. | piss in someone's pocket | плакаться в жилетку |
| vulg. | Piss in the Beds | одуванчики |
| prop.&figur. | piss in the wind | писать против ветра (4uzhoj) |
| idiom. | piss in the wind | груши околачивать (Taras) |
| idiom. | piss in the wind | попусту тратить время (to waste one's time doing something Taras) |
| idiom. | piss in the wind | тратить время впустую (Taras) |
| idiom. | piss in the wind | заниматься чем-то бесполезным и контрпродуктивным (to do something that is futile and counter-productive: I’m tired of pissing in the wind. I’m gonna look for a new job Taras) |
| idiom. | piss in the wind | заниматься бесполезным делом (to do something futile, make a doomed attempt. A vulgar version of such collo-quialisms as "whistle in the wind/dark": You're pissing in the wind if you think Kristina's going to sleep with you Taras) |
| idiom. | piss in the wind | тратить время попусту (You can make a complaint if you like, but you'll just be pissing in the wind. 4uzhoj) |
| austral., slang | piss it in | делать что-либо с непринуждённостью |
| austral., slang | piss it in | делать что-либо с лёгкостью |
| vulg. | rods in piss | наказание |
| vulg. | rods in piss | pl розги |
| vulg. | you weren't born – you were pissed up against the wall and hatched in the sun пренебрежительный ответ на фразу "Before I was born..." | табу |
