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link 20.12.2006 10:42 |
Subject: офф Headlines of the year (В скобках комментарии автора, который собрал перлы) THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006: Most of the year's gone by, SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST AWHILE COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES ENFIELD (LONDON) COUPLE SLAIN; RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING: FACES BATTERY CHARGE NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT KIDS MAKE NUTRICIOUS SNACKS LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF HOSPITAL ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS And the winner is.... TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD |
LOL, tenks. |
Спасибо, до слез. Два раза, правда, ударилась лбом о стол, но все равно спасибо. Искала ветку с переводческими перлами, хотела запостить кое-что, но теперь не буду: после такого не покатит. |
А вот это запощу (продолжение поста black_velvet; некоторые заголовки повторяются, но комменты другие) - Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case - Iraqi Head Seeks Arms - Prostitutes Appeal to Pope - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over - Stolen Painting Found by Tree - Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead - Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents - New hope for the dead! Без комментариев: - Squad helps dog bite victim - Eye drops off shelf - Enraged cow injures farmer with ax - Two Soviet ships collide - one dies - Two sisters reunited after eighteen years at checkout counter - Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? - Do you want a woman vicar? - Blow for musicians union - Star's broken leg hits box office - Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training - Collegians are Turning to Vegetables - Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped - Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's - Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years - Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation - Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted - British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands - Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One - Chef Throws His Heart In Helping Feed Needy |
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