Subject: OFF - smile! )) When I was younger I hated going to weddings; it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, "You're next."They stopped that kind of thing after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the Midwest, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars." |
LOL! Особенно насчёт похорон способ понравился! |
первый - ржал второй - плакал |
Английский шутя английские и американские анекдоты для начального чтения Метод чтения Ильи Франка http://frank.deutschesprache.ru Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" |
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visulization, association - it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife… "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?" |
Julka, thanxxx))))) |
you're always welcome :)) |
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link 11.05.2006 12:23 |
ниасилил, многа букаф... |
ну и здря )) |
вот вам небольшой баянчик про new english spelling European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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link 11.05.2006 13:01 |
Wass, а Вы держите марку :) |
cool!)) ещё бы |
Может и боян - я вижу впервые. Суперски!! Но если бы это и кам тру, то всем, кто привык к английсскому нормальному - пришлось оччень вспотеть чтобы енто выучить :))) Сиба! |
не во что, дорогие товарищи! марочный-wa$$ |
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