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:-) NASTY BUG So anyway, there's this guy, sitting there watching TV one night,
when there's a knock on the door. He opens the door, and there's
a six-foot-tall cockroach standing there. The cockroach slaps him
twice across the face, slams the door, and leaves. The next night, the guy's watching TV again, when there's a knock
at the door. He opens it, and it's the cockroach. This time the
cockroach gives him a couple of karate chops, kicks him in the
knee, then slams the door and leaves. The next night, the guy's sitting watching TV when there's a knock
at the door. He opens it, and there's the cockroach. The roach
has a dagger, a pistol, a blackjack, and a set of brass knuckles,
and it starts beating the snot out of the guy. The guy's a bleeding mass
on the floor. When the roach leaves, the guy crawls to the phone, dials
911, and calls for an ambulance. He's taken to the emergency room, where
the doctor says, "What happened?" The guy says, "You'll never believe
this," and tells the story. The doc says, "Hmmm.... actually, we've been
seeing a lot of that lately. There's a nasty bug going around."
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