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Subject: Off: накануне 8 марта :-) An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing." |
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link 7.03.2006 9:32 |
| По-моему, оба варианты правильны)))) |
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Ага, только смотря с чье точки зрения! ;-) Поздравляю прекрасных Дам с Праздиком 8 марта! Что женщине нужно на самом то деле? |
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вот баян так баян))))))))))))))) господа, давайте всё делать на одной ветке, а?;))) |
| Лукас, замечательные стихи! Спасибо! |
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galatea, Вы про какую ветку говорите, что именно там надо делать (?"все") и где ее искать? :-) |
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link 7.03.2006 9:55 |
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to Кэт Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. |
| Вот спасибо, Кэт! Занёс себе в базу. С близящимся праздником! |
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link 7.03.2006 9:57 |
| A woman: without her, man could still roam the Elysium. |
| :-) Тогда вечером "запостю" сюда еще англо-американский юмор. :-) Мне вчера в подарок из США прислали. :-) |
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link 7.03.2006 13:10 |
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От страсти у мужчины кровь бурлила. И женщина с улыбкой на устах Сказала, что себя бы разрешила Поцеловать, но только в двух местах. О, мужика святая простота! Он к женщине придвинулся поближе И попросил быстрей назвать места. Она сказала: «В Риме и в Париже!» |
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Это мне сегодня прислали. Парочку фраз понравилось: Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: To the Girls !! Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually (Unknown) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin- Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome- The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought -Charlotte Whitton- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts -Caryn Leschen- I try to take one day at a time - but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- -Dolly Parton- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade -Elayne Boosler- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything -Margaret Thatcher- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and -Gloria Steinem- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt- Send this to five bright women you know and make their day |
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Дакота, это ГЕНИАЛЬНО! ;-) |
| Отправил знакомым девочкам всех возрастов и родов занятий. Спасибо! |
| Не за что, enjoy! SH2, мне кажется, Вам должен был афоризм про horrible warning приглянуться, верно? ;) |
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