translation of a diploma

[Cooloff]

Certificate of Upgrade
to
Complete Asshole

is awarded to

____________________________________

In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.

To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, gives all
concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status,

JUST BE YOURSELF!

____________________ ____________________ ____________________
Effective Date Signed

[kintorov]

I guess it would caracterise many of students provided it included something like, "completed the fool course of ... and obtained no knowledge"