Я плохо говорю на английском языке

[елочка]

Пожалуйста, помогите перевести.
Привет! Как дела?
Приятно познакомиться!
Я плохо говорю на английском языке. Вы знаете русский?
Можно переписываться латинскими буквами
Заранее спасибо

[Supa Traslata]

Greetings! How are you doing?
It is pleasant to get acquainted!
I badly speak in English. You know Russian?
It is possible to correspond latin letters
ПС А почему вы сами промтом не пользуетесь? Попробуйте, это так просто!

[INkJet]

хе, промт грите

[Aravelle]

2 InkJet: ну это же Supa Traslata, чего вы хотите? :)))))))

[gogolesque]

Hi (amer.) Cheers (Birt.)! how are you?
(Its) Nice to meet you!
I speak English Poorly/ My English is bad. Do you know/speak Russian?
We can conrrespond using Latin letters.

Supa Traslata
no offence meant, but i hope you are better at translating the things you do at work than simple conversation. i was surprised at the awkwardness of your translation and by the very simple mistakes. are you still a student or are you a trnaslator? seriously, no offence. im just curious.

[gogolesque]

Supa Trasalta
try not to use Prompt! i beg you! if prompt is how you translted these simple phrase, you already have proof of how awful prompt is!

[Анатолий Д]

gogolesque
Do not take it that way. He/she tried to be adequate to the style of a poor English speaker and did it nicely.

[Supa Traslata]

Aravelle,
:)
gogolesque,
ha-ha-ha! That's what I'm here for - to mock at single-mindedness!

[gogolesque]

Анатолий Д
does the asker want bad english or is the asker asking how to translate these simple things? we dont know. but since the asker didnt say it should be in "bad english" i assume he really wants to translate them.
who knows, ... only the asker i guess.

[Анатолий Д]

I do not know either.

[Aravelle]

2 Supa Traslata - re single-mindedness: oh, just imagine yourself being mocked at like this and not knowing a WORD in foreign language. it's not a humor forum, so if you want to help - DO help. However, I've never seen you doing this...

[маус]

Supa Traslata, шли бы вы в ... цирк. Там развлекайтесь. Тут не балаган.

[gogolesque]

Supa Trasalta
if you want to joke, make sure the asker knows its a joke.

елочка
vam nyzhno plohoi angliskii ili vopros serezni?

[Beforeyouaccuseme]

Дискуссия навеяла:

В середине 90-х, когда трава на той стороне была намного зеленее и народ активно пасся на европейских рынках, одно турагентство, релкамируя по центральному ТВ свои услуги, давало такие языковые рекомендации при собеседованиях с персоналом магазинов:

"- Есть ли у вас скидки?" = Is any discount?"

Это была не шутка.

Вероятно, ожидаемый утвердительный ответ должен быть такой:

"- Is" :))

[gogolesque]

beforeyouaccuseme:
if it wasnt a joke i would say the tour company had a crappy translator :)

[Beforeyouaccuseme]

2 gogolesque

It surely did. :)

[Supa Traslata]

gogolesque,
I'm not in the circus to say it's a joke each time I want to crack one.
The best jokes are made with a serious face and without a warning. With your nickname, you should know that.

[gogolesque]

Supa....
but on this kind of forum those kinds of jokes arent so funny - especially when it can mean someone's job.
sorry to tell you, yes i have a fun nik on the forum, but i take translation seriously and dont want anyone to have problems because i decided to have a little joke at their expense