OFF :)

link 14.09.2005 11:08

Subject: OFF :)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the
official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would
become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This
should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome
"ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the
stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the
removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also,
al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and
it should go away.

By the 4th yer, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and
"w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer
vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

Brains ✉

link 14.09.2005 11:19

U maid mi day!!! LOL!

SH2 ✉

link 14.09.2005 11:22

Das ist der Bajan, yet I do welcome the idea.

Irisha ✉

link 14.09.2005 11:23

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))

gogolesque ✉