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О программистах

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

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A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS".
"G.O.O.D" answered his wife.

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The Programmers' Cheer

Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

[SirReal]

Some people put a glass of water on their bedstand before they go to bed.
Programmers put two: one full and one empty. The full one is for if they wake up and feel thirsty and the empty one - if they don't.