George; cold sober(Of course, I'm cold sober! Безусловно, я трезв! Interex); dry(Interex); jober as a sudge(as) jober as a sudge: A humorous misstatement of the expression "as sober as a judge" intended to sound like it was pronounced by a drunk person. The phrase is often used to imply that someone is not sober. • Oh yeah, she's as jober as a sudge–I mean, she's up on the stage doing karaoke right now!Interex); sold sober(Comment by Liv Bliss: In case anyone's wondering, this is a spoonerism (like "jober as a sudge"): "I'm not drunk, I'm cone sold sober" (= "stone cold sober") ["I am not under the affluence of incohol, though some thinkle may peep I am"] Interex); clear(Man, is she ever clear. "Чувак, она вообще бывает трезвой?"Interex)